what if every god in every religion exists
like egyptian, hindu, and greek gods alike are all chillin on some clouds
and since every deity has something to control in the mortal world they get into fights on whos turn it is to do the job since there’s more than one
“Helios it’s my turn to rise the sun”
“Ra for the last fucking time you did it last week”
This is so me.
I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards.
shirtless girls with sweatpants on, that sag just a little bit below the waist are my fucking weakness